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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: JonLeung on February 14, 2007, 01:44:20 PM
In this fun topic, we'll post nothing but SPOILERS. Plot twists and twist endings to films, video games, TV shows, and novels will be ruined here. (I know we have some movie buffs here!) Post the "twist" with little to no description unless someone asks. I'll start with one everyone knows anyway.



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"Soylent Green is people!



o_0
Title: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: TerraEsperZ on February 14, 2007, 04:29:40 PM
Okay, I have two...



*OMG he was dead all along*



and



*OMG, they were dead all along*



Try those two!



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B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: RT 55J on February 14, 2007, 04:36:13 PM
Snape kills Dumbledore!



Darth Vader is Luke's father!



Aeris dies!



We all grew up in the same orphanage!



Dr. Wily is the real villian!

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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: TerraEsperZ on February 14, 2007, 07:40:45 PM
Norman Osborn has been behind everything!



ZOMG! Palpatine is Sidious!



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: StarFighters76 on February 15, 2007, 09:38:27 AM
Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.



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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: JonLeung on February 15, 2007, 10:12:04 AM
Nathan is Claire's real father.
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: RT 55J on February 15, 2007, 05:25:12 PM
Samus is a girl!



Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader!



Mother Brain kills the baby Metroid!



This sentence ends with an exclamation point!

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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: TerraEsperZ on February 15, 2007, 06:08:59 PM
It was Earth all along!



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: RT 55J on February 15, 2007, 09:01:11 PM
Pedro won the election!

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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: JonLeung on February 16, 2007, 09:50:23 AM
Hot Rod becomes Rodimus Prime, the new leader of the Autobots.



But don't worry, kids..."Optimus Prime will return!"
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: RT 55J on February 17, 2007, 04:44:09 PM
The real ending of the Deathly Hallows:



http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=17-134219L&rand=5364&t=png&m=02&y=2007&srv=img3

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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: JonLeung on February 20, 2007, 09:35:29 AM
It's his sled.
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: RT 55J on February 20, 2007, 08:45:37 PM
Dracula doesn't die!



It's his sled.



Rosebud?

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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: TerraEsperZ on February 20, 2007, 10:31:48 PM
The Martians are killed by germs. *Germs!*



or alternatively...



The Martians are killed by bad music! *Bad Music!*



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: TerraEsperZ on February 20, 2007, 10:42:37 PM
Here's a classic now for your personal enjoyment:



I'm the chosen one! And the Force is caused by germs, apparently.



I'm a creepy stalker! Oh, and I lost my mom and went berzerk!



I totally killed those little kids and my wife! Also, I got p0wz0r3d *and* turned emo!



The Rebels win! (yeah, nothing much to spoil there)



Oh noes! Vader's my daddy and he chopped my hand off! Also, Yoda's a midget.



*Barf* Teddy bears beat the Evil Empire. Also, turns out I lusted incestuously for my sis. Oh yeah, and daddy's redeemed now. Yeah.



The Martians are killed by germs. *Germs!*



or alternatively...



The Martians are killed by bad music! *Bad Music!*









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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: RT 55J on February 21, 2007, 10:16:14 AM
In Latin, Jehovah starts with an I!

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Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: Revned on February 21, 2007, 07:06:01 PM
Heh, I know how to make you regret ever starting this topic, Jon: The April Fools' project for next year is... eh, I'm not that mean.
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: TerraEsperZ on February 21, 2007, 07:40:43 PM
Watch me spoil the most material in a single sentence...



The good guys win.



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me
Title: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)
Post by: RT 55J on February 22, 2007, 05:25:02 PM
The bad guys lose.

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