Author Topic: RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!) (Read 37434 times)

JonLeung · « **on:** February 14, 2007, 01:44:20 pm »

In this fun topic, we'll post nothing but SPOILERS. Plot twists and twist endings to films, video games, TV shows, and novels will be ruined here. (I know we have some movie buffs here!) Post the "twist" with little to no description unless someone asks. I'll start with one everyone knows anyway.

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"Soylent Green is people!

o_0

TerraEsperZ · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:29:40 pm »

Okay, I have two...

*OMG he was dead all along*

and

*OMG, they were dead all along*

Try those two!

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

RT 55J · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:36:13 pm »

Snape kills Dumbledore!

Darth Vader is Luke's father!

Aeris dies!

We all grew up in the same orphanage!

Dr. Wily is the real villian!

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Dot? Dot. Dot!

TerraEsperZ · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2007, 07:40:45 pm »

Norman Osborn has been behind everything!

ZOMG! Palpatine is Sidious!

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

StarFighters76 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 09:38:27 am »

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

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Creator of over 450 maps on GameFAQs. ^_^

JonLeung · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:12:04 am »

Nathan is Claire's real father.

RT 55J · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:25:12 pm »

Samus is a girl!

Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader!

Mother Brain kills the baby Metroid!

This sentence ends with an exclamation point!

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Dot? Dot. Dot!

TerraEsperZ · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:08:59 pm »

It was Earth all along!

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

RT 55J · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 09:01:11 pm »

Pedro won the election!

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JonLeung · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:50:23 am »

Hot Rod becomes Rodimus Prime, the new leader of the Autobots.

But don't worry, kids..."Optimus Prime will return!"

RT 55J · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:44:09 pm »

The real ending of the Deathly Hallows:

http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=17-134219L&rand=5364&t=png&m=02&y=2007&srv=img3

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JonLeung · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2007, 09:35:29 am »

It's his sled.

RT 55J · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2007, 08:45:37 pm »

Dracula doesn't die!

It's his sled.

Rosebud?

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TerraEsperZ · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:31:48 pm »

The Martians are killed by germs. *Germs!*

or alternatively...

The Martians are killed by bad music! *Bad Music!*

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

TerraEsperZ · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:42:37 pm »

Here's a classic now for your personal enjoyment:

I'm the chosen one! And the Force is caused by germs, apparently.

I'm a creepy stalker! Oh, and I lost my mom and went berzerk!

I totally killed those little kids and my wife! Also, I got p0wz0r3d *and* turned emo!

The Rebels win! (yeah, nothing much to spoil there)

Oh noes! Vader's my daddy and he chopped my hand off! Also, Yoda's a midget.

*Barf* Teddy bears beat the Evil Empire. Also, turns out I lusted incestuously for my sis. Oh yeah, and daddy's redeemed now. Yeah.

The Martians are killed by germs. *Germs!*

or alternatively...

The Martians are killed by bad music! *Bad Music!*

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me