RE: The SPOILERS topic (Warning: SPOILERS!)

[JonLeung]

In this fun topic, we'll post nothing but SPOILERS. Plot twists and twist endings to films, video games, TV shows, and novels will be ruined here. (I know we have some movie buffs here!) Post the "twist" with little to no description unless someone asks. I'll start with one everyone knows anyway.



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"Soylent Green is people!



o_0

[TerraEsperZ]

Okay, I have two...



*OMG he was dead all along*



and



*OMG, they were dead all along*



Try those two!



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

[RT 55J]

Snape kills Dumbledore!



Darth Vader is Luke's father!



Aeris dies!



We all grew up in the same orphanage!



Dr. Wily is the real villian!

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Dot? Dot. Dot!

[TerraEsperZ]

Norman Osborn has been behind everything!



ZOMG! Palpatine is Sidious!



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

[StarFighters76]

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.



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Creator of over 450 maps on GameFAQs. ^_^

[JonLeung]

Nathan is Claire's real father.

[RT 55J]

Samus is a girl!



Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader!



Mother Brain kills the baby Metroid!



This sentence ends with an exclamation point!

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Dot? Dot. Dot!

[TerraEsperZ]

It was Earth all along!



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

[RT 55J]

Pedro won the election!

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Dot? Dot. Dot!

[JonLeung]

Hot Rod becomes Rodimus Prime, the new leader of the Autobots.



But don't worry, kids..."Optimus Prime will return!"

[RT 55J]

The real ending of the Deathly Hallows:



http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=17-134219L&rand=5364&t=png&m=02&y=2007&srv=img3

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Dot? Dot. Dot!

[JonLeung]

It's his sled.

[RT 55J]

Dracula doesn't die!



It's his sled.



Rosebud?

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Dot? Dot. Dot!

[TerraEsperZ]

The Martians are killed by germs. *Germs!*



or alternatively...



The Martians are killed by bad music! *Bad Music!*



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me

[TerraEsperZ]

Here's a classic now for your personal enjoyment:



I'm the chosen one! And the Force is caused by germs, apparently.



I'm a creepy stalker! Oh, and I lost my mom and went berzerk!



I totally killed those little kids and my wife! Also, I got p0wz0r3d *and* turned emo!



The Rebels win! (yeah, nothing much to spoil there)



Oh noes! Vader's my daddy and he chopped my hand off! Also, Yoda's a midget.



*Barf* Teddy bears beat the Evil Empire. Also, turns out I lusted incestuously for my sis. Oh yeah, and daddy's redeemed now. Yeah.



The Martians are killed by germs. *Germs!*



or alternatively...



The Martians are killed by bad music! *Bad Music!*









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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard



B*tch, meet reality. Reality, meet b*tch. - Me